dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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nats-little-fantasy-world:

Tom in a train station… I would never get my train on time!  [edited this with Photofunia]

nats-little-fantasy-world:

Tom in a train station… I would never get my train on time!
[edited this with Photofunia]

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

manhood:

Get his look: IKEA Monkey

Jacket: Salvatore Ferragamo Menswear F/W 2011

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY